Sailor

Sailor Truthful Irish 17 hrs · A young woman from Portsmouth was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have so much to live for,” said the man. “I’m […]

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Nurse

Nurse Nurse, The first person you see after you say ” Hold my beer, and watch this” Source: Nurse

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Piano man

Piano man Manny the accountant retired and after two weeks at home he was driving his wife crazy. “Hey Manny,” she says, “for all your life you wanna be a professional piano player, so go up Harlem get yourself a gig before I murder you.” So Manny heads up to Harlem and goes into a […]

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clouds

clouds I wonder if clouds ever look down on us from above and say – look there’s one shaped just like an idiot ! Source: clouds

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Kick starting a Hardly

Kick starting a Hardly As the owner of a shovel, this struck a chord with me…. Kickstarting a Harley Walk to the bike, fingers crossed, say a prayer…. Ensure all the normal leaks are present. Look for tranny seal oil spot on the ground to ensure it has fluid. Turn on […]

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Bar talk

Bar talk Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo meet up in a bar and begin reminiscing about old times. Snow White says “After all these years, I often wonder if I’m still fairest of them all”. The barman approaches them and tells them there is a magic mirror in the hallway that will answer one […]

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I like Girls

I like Girls True story, buddy in College met a nice cute one of the same nationality (not irish) as she is in 2 of our subjects. He has hardly any experience with gals and spent the last 3 weeks slowly getting more friendly with her and spending free classes together ETC ETC, […]

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Home is where….

Home is where…. IRELAND ……… The only place where…….. • When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you’re considered a lightweight, • ‘Fuck off’ means ‘Are you serious?’, … … • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend, • […]

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